I cannot wear red lips or a LV bag

It suits lots of girls but I look like a drag queen on duty when wearing red on my lips (shape of my mouth is too big for that and I suppose one cannot see anything on my face beyond a huge, red splodge) and I do not like latest LV designs either - Madge looks fine (even though one of the images shows her having only 1 leg) but please, oh please - bring Murakami back!